how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
DO U EVER HAVE THIS CELEBRITY THAT EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU SEE THEM YOUR HEART FEELS LIKE ITS GOING TO RIP OUT OF UR CHEST AND YOU GET BUTTERFLIES IN UR STOMACH AND U START SMILING REALLY BIG
"Loosen your corset, have a drink…"
One Scene Per Episode - Doctor Who.
2x08 “The Impossible Planet”.
but what does this look like to someone whoknows nothing about doctor who
For those wondering if this was legit.
When Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) is preparing to draw Rose (Kate Winslet), he tells her to “Over on the bed… the couch.” The line was scripted “Over on that couch”, but DiCaprio made an honest mistake and James Cameron liked it so much he kept it in.
fun fact everybody
So really, he fucks up in every film he’s in, but the director always decides to keep it going
maybe that’s why he hasn’t got an oscar
You better take that back
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.